It's the 46th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how he doesn't hate Christmas music. Also discussed: Roy Moore on a horse, Ted Crockett, Chris's restaurant: Plain'n'Simp, DMX, Elon Musk, and believing in Santa Claus. We name a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It's the 45th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the importance of drooling (especially while making love). Also discussed: Mario Lopez & Mark-Paul Gosselaar, reinventing yourself, white kids freestyle rapping, rhyming in general, Ouija Boards, and escape rooms. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It’s the 44th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about backflipping robots. Also discussed: getting older and injuries that come with it, Henry Cavill’s mustache, talking to women at the gym, System Of A Down, Fuel, other bands with bad names, and Black Hole Sun. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It's the 43rd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses being comfortable being alone, aka, rolling on your dolo. Also discussed: Lavar Ball, Narcos, Blake Shelton, drugs, Daft Punk, Daniel Bedingfield, the song 'Take A Knee My Ass', & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It's the 42nd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses working out, people at the gym, and what they wear. Also discussed: the most ridiculous Trump tweet to date, when people confront Chris in person about social media blocking, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It’s the 41st episode! On today's show, Chris discusses menu food puns and restaurants that try to be cute. Also discussed: loud talkers, Faces of Death, chris’s childhood friend Morgan, soccer/bicycle kicks, Fahrenheit vs Celsius, Yelp reviewers, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce new elders, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It’s the 40th episode! Mommy/Daddy is back in LA! On today's show, Chris discusses the rest of his trip to Australia, and being a foreigner in another country. Also discussed: Kevin Spacey/Anthony Rapp, an idea for what to do with House of Cards, people making you feel guilty about sightseeing, Australian cigarette packaging, live concerts on Southwest airlines, we announce a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW.

It's the 39th episode! Coming to you from Melbourne! On today's show, Chris talks about ordering coffee in Australia and the spider he trapped in his hotel bathroom. Also discussed: the voice acting in the new Planet of the Apes movie, wildlife reserves, how kangaroos have shoulders, how you should never hum, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It's the 38th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about guys who get mad at fake boobs. Also discussed: boycotting Wendy's, Thor: Ragnarok, the Black Panther poster, Andy Serkis, Jean Dujardin, people who drink too much Coca Cola, & TMFUIPOTW.

It's the 37th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about when Michael Jordan had that Hitler mustache in the Hayne's commercial. Also discussed: Firehouse Subs, Mike Pence, Harvey Weinstein, Meryl Streep, Leonard Maltin eating the last piece of cheesecake, we name a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It's the 36th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the MyPillow guy. Also discussed: doing what you love, people who ask advice writing their instagram captions, sectional pants, speedos, eating way more than your portion, NSYNC, & TMFUIPOTW.

It’s the 35th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Lenny Kravitz and names another elder! Also discussed: Ma$e, taking a bullet for someone, TV show hosts, making love in the middle of the day, garbage trucks, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today's show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey diners, Babylon, movies with scrolls in it, clowns aren't scary, March of the Penguins, Ibexes on a wall, & TMFUIPOTW.

It is the 33rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about crooners and subliminal sexism in old songs. Also discussed: Arizona, football towns, statues, cheerleaders, marching bands, music cues in TV, scatting, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It is the 32nd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about Jai Alai. Also discussed: No Fear shirts, the new Young Sheldon show, men who post about their wives on social media, old fashioned cars, & Michael Caine's career. We have skipped TMFUIPOTW and Twitter questions this week.

It is the 31th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how penises are too small on statues. Also discussed: Vin Scully, Dick Vitale, Super Mario Bros theme music, pregnancy photos, the statue of David, a special PSA for naked altruists, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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It is the 30th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about harsh noise music. Also discussed: how Asians take too many pictures, the Aliens franchise, today’s solar eclipse, unnecessary Facebook Live videos, having valor, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It is the 29th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the KKK (yeah that's right). Also discussed: honky tonk music and live music in Nashville in general, an absolutely amazing DM from a fan, Uber drivers who make signs, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter. 

It is the 28th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about vaping and how you shouldn't do it. Also discussed: the responsibility of having dogs and/or kids, a little more info on becoming an elder, escape rooms, NFL players, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.

It is the 27th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about why it is good to make fun of your friends & family. Also discussed: Chris’s experience in Montreal, Chris’s manager, his friend Zack Doncovio who demanded a shoutout, the Fate of the Furious, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.