Episode 56 - Smotherbox
It's the 56th episode! On today's show, Chris discovers some new sex terms on wikipedia. Also discussed: the Black Panther opening, bad movies from the 90s, getting older, Golden Girls and the TV show Hunter, and snacks from Trader Joe’s. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 55 - The Most Normal Man In The World
It's the 55th episode! On today's show, Chris tells a few stories from being in Canada. Also discussed: getaway sticks, the Gerald Stanley trial, old off the hook phone messages, "spirit animals", "hangry", the Olympics, curling, Black Panther, and how basmati rice is not good. We have a new elder today, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 54 - Dick-Nosed Fuck Party
Episode 53 - Yum
It's the 53rd episode! On today's show, Chris talks about ventriloquists and puppets. Also discussed: Gasparilla Pirate Festival, being an actual cult leader, the dark web, people with clammy hands, drunk girls in Tampa, the meaning of life, and giving your all. We have a double installment of TMFUIPOTW, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 52 - Unabashedly, No
Episode 51 - Practice Some Be Quiets
It's the 51st episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the way people react when you joke about religion. Also discussed: the movie Love and a Bullet, Hawaiian culture, the controversial Emily Ratajkowski ad, "shithole countries", and more. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 50 - Sincy
Episode 49 - Year of the Doesn’t Matter
Episode 48 - Ocean’s 40 (The Christmas Episode)
Episode 47 - Tightly Woven Mouthfeel
It's the 47th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the annoying way people talk about food. Also discussed: The Black Thought freestyle, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Emily Ratajkowski, Nikki Glaser, Chris Spencer, feeling lonely during the holidays, songs that play at strip clubs. We name a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 46 - Plain’n’Simp
It's the 46th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about how he doesn't hate Christmas music. Also discussed: Roy Moore on a horse, Ted Crockett, Chris's restaurant: Plain'n'Simp, DMX, Elon Musk, and believing in Santa Claus. We name a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 45 - The Drool of Baseball
It's the 45th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the importance of drooling (especially while making love). Also discussed: Mario Lopez & Mark-Paul Gosselaar, reinventing yourself, white kids freestyle rapping, rhyming in general, Ouija Boards, and escape rooms. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 44 - Wet It Up
It’s the 44th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about backflipping robots. Also discussed: getting older and injuries that come with it, Henry Cavill’s mustache, talking to women at the gym, System Of A Down, Fuel, other bands with bad names, and Black Hole Sun. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 43 - Roll On Your Dolo
It's the 43rd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses being comfortable being alone, aka, rolling on your dolo. Also discussed: Lavar Ball, Narcos, Blake Shelton, drugs, Daft Punk, Daniel Bedingfield, the song 'Take A Knee My Ass', & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 42 - Extaculations Of Amazement
It's the 42nd episode! On today's show, Chris discusses working out, people at the gym, and what they wear. Also discussed: the most ridiculous Trump tweet to date, when people confront Chris in person about social media blocking, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce a new elder, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 41 - The Book Of Sega Genesis
It’s the 41st episode! On today's show, Chris discusses menu food puns and restaurants that try to be cute. Also discussed: loud talkers, Faces of Death, chris’s childhood friend Morgan, soccer/bicycle kicks, Fahrenheit vs Celsius, Yelp reviewers, & TMFUIPOTW. We announce new elders, and of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
Episode 40 - Filthy Ciggy
It’s the 40th episode! Mommy/Daddy is back in LA! On today's show, Chris discusses the rest of his trip to Australia, and being a foreigner in another country. Also discussed: Kevin Spacey/Anthony Rapp, an idea for what to do with House of Cards, people making you feel guilty about sightseeing, Australian cigarette packaging, live concerts on Southwest airlines, we announce a new elder, & TMFUIPOTW.
Episode 39 - Sultan With A Boner
It's the 39th episode! Coming to you from Melbourne! On today's show, Chris talks about ordering coffee in Australia and the spider he trapped in his hotel bathroom. Also discussed: the voice acting in the new Planet of the Apes movie, wildlife reserves, how kangaroos have shoulders, how you should never hum, & TMFUIPOTW. And of course, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.