Episode 21 - Oh I’m Diane I’m So Cool

It's the 21th episode, coming to you from NYC! On today's show, Chris asks whether or not you can put your feet up on stuff. Also discussed: who lives in Albuquerque?, people who watch games on ESPN Classic, the funniest thing Chris thought of this week, the Bill Cosby case, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 20 - Unreal Pants

We made it to the 20th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about wearing white pants. Also discussed: more stories about crazy people at the Coffee Bean (surprise!), LL Cool J, the Indy 500, people who like everything, receiving surprise packages, the Amber Rose challenge, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 19 - Christo.Pher

Hey babies! It's the 19th episode! On today's show, Chris talks about the concept of haters. Also discussed: movie characters and how they aren't real, the idea that guys just wanna fuck, Bill Maher and his controversy, Kathy Griffin and her controversy, Rotten Tomatoes, saving the world in small ways, international donut day, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 18 - Shout Out To All The Pear

Hey! It's the 18th episode! Chris is back in LA! On today's show, Chris talks about Rick Ross. Also discussed: people debating about burgers, guys who rap in public, getting back into Jiu Jitsu with Joel Gerson, Katy Perry & Migos, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 17 - Autopussy

Hey! It's the 17th episode! On today's show, Chris wonders about the jobs that gay people have. Also discussed: downtime in Toronto, too many shows on the food network, debunking Cooks vs. Cons, watching shows about dinosaurs, hookers, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 16 - Menefreghista

Hey! It's the 16th episode! Happy Mother's Day. On today's pod, Chris talks about Steve Harvey's email. Also discussed: people who wear bibs when they eat stuff, Will Smith, a word that Chris's dad uses to describe Chris, the problem with people who kill it, a couple of good stories from the road, and a bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 15 - Gay Barnacles

Hey! It's the 15th episode, and we're back in LA! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the Met Gala. Also discussed: people who talk about loving the rain, robots in movies, liking shoes too much, his Australian seat neighbor on his flight who was really livin' it up, The LOX, when Chris wanted his family to call him 'Crazy Legs' and THEN 'Damian Monroe', spinners, pogs, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 14 - Twitter!

It's the 14th episode, and we're still coming to you from rainy Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about Fyre Festival because of course. Also discussed: Jean Claude Van Damm and his new Twitter account, people who leave voicemails, TED talks, technology and exponential growth, robots, infomercials, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 13 - The 6

Hey! It's the 13th episode, and we're coming to you from Toronto! In today's discussion, Chris talks about making things awkward for people, karma vs. energy, Canadian comedy crowds, what it means to actually not give a fuck, Spooky Black, the beautiful way people dress in Toronto, Drake, boss shit, the road, adults who go to Disneyland, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 12 - I'm Not Boring

Hey! It's the 12th episode! In today's discussion, Chris jumps back in on the Coachella discussion with a question for ya: y'boring? y'cuda? or are y'dult?. Also discussed: Inspirational Instgram posts, Lil Uzi Vert and his Marilyn Manson necklace, backhanded compliments, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 11 - The Goat Spider Violin

Wowie, first ever 11th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about the guy getting dragged off that United Airlines flight. Also discussed: Coachella, Stagecoach, country music, Shania Twain, expensive violins, pet snakes (don't get 'em), throwing hecklers out of live shows, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 10 - Bonday

Whoa, it's the first ever 10th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about BONDAY. #bonday is a fake day that Chris invented to describe people on social media who do nothing. Every day is Bonday for them. Also discussed: Chris's birthday and not wanting to do things for your birthday, people who say 'cha cha cha' in the middle of the birthday song, David Guetta (kind of), road trips, and a whole bunch of questions from Twitter.

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Episode 9 - Succinylcholine

Hey babies! It's the 9th episode! Wow. In today's discussion, Chris talks about Peter Thomas, the late voice actor and narrator of Forensic Files. Also discussed: meeting Sinbad, female traffic lights, and bad commercials where people laugh whimsically. Chris also makes a pitch to Tide Detergent to let him write, direct, and star in a commercial.

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Episode 8 - Faster Than Light

Hey babies, rude bwoys and side tings! It's the 8th episode! In today's discussion, Chris talks about adults who play board games. Also discussed: registered sex offenders who have bad breath, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Al Pacino, Asian-American names, being yourself, calling yourself a nerd, Chris's new French friend Leo, and of course the Donald Trump Jr. tree stump photo.

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Episode 6 - Closing Time

Whoa we made it to the first ever 6th episode! In this week's episode, Chris discusses robots taking over the workforce and the 1998 song Closing Time by Semisonic. Also in today's episode: the movie Moneyball, rude people next to you on the plane, Garth Brooks, Colin Firth, and a whole bunch of fan questions. 

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Episode 4 - Babylon

Hey guys, 4th episode. You really did it. This week Chris talks about liking coffee and trying to eat right. Chris discusses adolescence, geeky teenagers, famous teenagers, and daydreaming about exacting sweet revenge on teenage boys who play guitar at high school parties. Other topics include calling into a radio station to request songs (don't do that) and answering some questions from Twitter. 

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Episode 3 - The Future is the Future

Chris gladly dives in on one of his favorite subjects: people (who aren't singers) who sing on social media. Other topics on this episode include Lil Yachty & Cee Lo at the Grammys, getting eh'wayyy too many emails, four guys in a convertible, getting old, Ricky Gervais's new movie Life on the Road, and meeting Dr. Dre.

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